She really did kiss a girl – The Howard Stern ShowThursday,  August 21, 2008SHE REALLY DID KISS A GIRL The Howard Stern Show for August 21, 2008WRESTLING FIXES EVERYTHINGHoward started off the show asking George if he suffered any retribution for his actions during yesterday’s bachelor party, but George laughed that he’d been ordered not to talk [...]

She really did kiss a girl – The Howard Stern ShowThursday,  August 21, 2008SHE REALLY DID KISS A GIRL The Howard Stern Show for August 21, 2008WRESTLING FIXES EVERYTHINGHoward started off the show asking George if he suffered any retribution for his actions during yesterday’s bachelor party, but George laughed that he’d been ordered not to talk about Brad’s reaction. George said Brad kept his promise not to listen – his downfall was Stern fans who emailed Brad with details of yesterday’s show. George added that Brad’s reaction was understandable, as he’s only experienced one penis for the last 25 years. Artie was confused: “Uh, me too.”

George did admit that the argument lasted all afternoon long and ended with a wrestling match, so Howard speculated that yesterday’s show must’ve made Brad realize how sexually frustrated George was. George just said he tried to be honest and things more or less blew over. Fred then began playing a hilarious clip from George’s encounter with Jonah yesterday in which George whispers, “Actually, I like to touch.”HE HAS A GOOD SIDE?Eric the Midget called in to say he’d patched things up with Johnny Fratto and agreed to make the appearance in Vegas. Howard asked if Brandy Talore was going to be at the appearance now, but Eric was unsure. Eric did say he felt

better now that he and Johnny were back on good terms, leading Howard and Robin to laugh that after Eric’s angry demands to get Johnny back on the phone yesterday, they were both afraid to be on his bad side.IT’S “INTY” SEASONHoward read through the list of awards handed out at last night’s “Intys” – the awards voted on by each semester’s interns. Artie won the Worst Dressed and Worst Role Model awards, but he felt redeemed by also winning Funniest and Best Personality. Howard won Best Role Model. Gary took the Thinks He’s Funny But He’s

Not award. Sal won both Staff Flirt and Creepiest, and proved his creepiness with his acceptance speech for the Flirt award, which included a promise to move past just flirting now that the girls were no longer interns. KENDRA SNAGS A ROCK STARHoward welcomed “Rock Star: Supernova” winner Lukas Rossi and his wife – former pornstar and frequent Stern Show guest, Kendra Jade! He first focused on Kendra, welcoming her back to the show and telling her she looked different. Kendra said “everyone’s saying that.” Howard noted that when Lukas won “Rock Star: Supernova,” the prize was the chance to front a band

comprised of Tommy Lee, former Metallica bassist Jason Newsted, and former Guns N Roses member Gilby Clark. Howard asked how the band did, so Lukas laughed that he knew it was doomed as soon as he heard the songs that were written for the group’s first album.
Kendra told a story about Lukas banging a groupie while on tour and then leaving her tied to the hotel bed, and Lukas countered the rock star lifestyle was behind him – he’s committed to Kendra now. Howard asked Lukas if it was intimidating to be with someone as experienced as Kendra, but Kendra cut him off before he could answer: “It’s intimidating to be with him! He’s big.” Artie joked that the news made George soak his seat.

Howard took a call from a guy named Mike whose wife recently had a double mastectomy and was left without nipples in between breasts-reconstruction surgeries. After she started to get better, the cancer came back – this time in her bones. Mike said he loved his wife and just married her last week despite all her medical problems, so Howard told Mike he was the best man he’d ever talked to: “Not like that John Edwards.” Howard then got Mike’s wife on the line and presented her with $500 to cover her medical expenses, and

Artie also threw in an offer to perform a comedy benefit show for the couple. To which George remarked that Artie’s offer proved that his heart was as big as the rest of him.

KATY PERRY HAS A SECRETHoward welcomed singer Katy Perry to the studio. After telling her he loved her music and asked how her traveling-minister parents reacted to her first single, “I Kissed A Girl.” Katy said her parents were at her last few shows and are very supportive. Howard wondered if Katy had ever kissed a girl, and Katy admitted she did – but she’s never had lesbian sex. Katy then performed an acoustic version of “I Kissed A Girl.”
Afterward, Howard asked Katy how large her breasts were, and the answer surprised everyone: DD! Howard and the gang then began begging for a peek, and Katie obliged, lifting up her shirt to show the crew the more revealing top she had on underneath. Later, everyone had a laugh as HowardTV brought up footage of Artie rocking out to Katy’s performance on the in-studio monitors.MIKE WALKER’S GOSSIP GAMEHoward got Mike Walker from The National Enquirer on the line, as he does every Thursday, to play “The Gossip Game,” in which Mike reads four gossip items – three (allegedly) true, one false – and the crew has to guess the fake. Mike then read this week’s stories:

1. Jake Gyllenhaal cried after Reese Witherspoon told him she wouldn’t be bringing her children with her when she visits the set of his latest movie.

2. Katy Perry got kicked out of cab for singing along to her own song.

3. Tori Spelling left the new “90210” because Jennie Garth and Shannon Doherty are being paid more.

4. Cher recently rode a shuttle bus for the first time and enjoyed it.

Howard, Robin and Artie couldn’t believe that Cher would ever ride a shuttle bus. George and Fred thought the Katy Perry item was the fake. Mike then announced that George’s week was a success – he and Fred were correct.THE REVEREND BOB LEVY IS (ALMOST) DEADThe Reverend Bob Levy called in to complain about Howard picking Danny Bonaduce as his favorite in the pair’s scheduled boxing match. Artie noted that he was going to be

in Bob’s corner for the fight and bet Howard $1,000 that Bob would win. Howard took the bet, asking, “If Bob dies, will you double my payment?” Artie said sure. Howard then promised to use his winnings to buy Bob a nice casket. The Jonas Brothers are doing well.
Ricky Martin had twins through a surrogate.
David Beckham has the best abs in Hollywood.
Usain Bolt is awesome.
Healthy teeth and gums are good for your heart.
Oprah Winfrey is sick of posing for the cover of her magazine.
John McCain is pulling ahead.
Cindy McCain is not, as she claims, an only child.
Bush wants us to fight for Georgia.
Ben Affleck is having another baby with Jennifer Garner.

The next “Bachelor” is ready for marriage.
“Death Race” hits theaters this weekend.
“The House Bunny” also premieres this week.

So does “Elegy.”Howard told the crew about Corey Haim’s intervention on “Two Coreys.”

Robin said Ed Westwick was “a giant.”

Eric the Midget called in to ask George Takei if he’d heard his “Heroes” co-star Masi Oka impersonate him.

The gang learned that Beetlejuice’s parents originally wanted him to work in a circus.

Lisa G reported that she talked with the US Magazine fashion editor who put together this article.

George promised the crew that the upcoming season of “Heroes” was “going to be really good.”
Katy Perry said she had a “texting relationship” with Miley Cyrus.

Gary read a story about states in which paddling your children is legal.

Howard said “Turnstiles” was his favorite Billy Joel album.Thursday’s Show

A very gay day – The Howard Stern ShowWednesday,  August 20, 2008A VERY GAY DAY The Howard Stern Show for August 20, 2008SAL TURNS DOWN THE FRIARSHoward started off the show playing some clips of Sal killing at a recent roast of George Takei. Howard said Sal’s set was brutal and George agreed (“It was vicious.”), adding that he wasn’t offended by the gay, Asian, or Star Trek jokes – because he’s legitimately “associated” with all of those – but the age jokes really got to him. Gary then revealed that Sal has been offered a chance to compete in a contest to become a roaster at the Friar’s Club but Sal turned them down, saying he was honored that they asked him but, “I already roast for The Howard Stern Show.” SOME GAY PORN FOR GEORGERichard came in to kick off George’s gay bachelor party with a clip from a gay bondage film. George wasn’t really a fan of the bondage, but he did envy Richard’s job: “You get to sit around and watch these all day?…I’ll have to put my glasses on.” Richard then showed George a couple more clips, and George lamented: “It’s a shame that this is radio and [the listeners] can’t see this.” Robin laughed that for most people, it wasn’t a shame. MUTINY ABOARD THE JFSCJohnny Fratto called in to complain about “that rotten little midget,” saying Eric was becoming a pain to deal with: “I want to choke him.” Ronnie the Limo Driver came in to second Johnny’s complaint, citing a job Eric recently turned down for one of his strip club owner friends. Johnny said Eric also reneged on another recent appearance agreement (in Vegas, no less) because his favorite porn star, Brandy Talore, wouldn’t be attending.

Eric explained that he had been hoping to see Brandy at the appearance, and when she declined, he felt like he’d been “misled.” George thought Eric was being ungrateful, as so many people were trying to help him. Eric said he’d rather get help from Brandy: “She’s the hottest, bustiest porn star in the business.” Johnny asked Eric to show up for the appearance in Vegas anyway – and promised the little guy that he could yell at him for weeks if he didn’t have a good time.THE 14 INCH FALCONHoward welcomed Jonah Falcon, the host of “Let’s Talk Yankees” who’s frequently the butt of Richard & Sal’s prank calls, to show George his 14” penis. Jonah said he was bi-sexual – but “never taken” it from a guy – adding that he had sex with a woman as recently as last weekend. Jonah then whipped it out, and George was impressed: “Oh my goodness!…Do you get pleasure throughout the whole 14”?” Jonah answered that he had the most sensitivity in the head.

Jonah offered to let George touch his penis, and after noting that Brad wasn’t listening, George crossed the room: “I wanna feel it…it’s scrunched up…this protrusion here is kind of intrusive.” Howard told George it looked like he was milking a cow: “I see you were tugging on it!” George

and Jonah also shared a kiss, but George was disappointed: “You had garlic for breakfast didn’t you?” Jonah then sang a song from a Muppet movie to George, which cracked Artie up: “Nothing is real anymore!”THE PRETTIEST PENIS CONTESTHoward then welcomed several men for The Prettiest Penis Contest. The first contestant was 78-years-old and fully nude. George said the guy’s penis was “a well-balanced penis, but it lacks a little volume.” The second contestant, Maury, whipped his out as well – after a little “chubbing up” – and George was unimpressed. George was more excited by the next contestant, Mike, who also had a “well-balanced” penis.

The fourth contestant, Go-Go Boy, said he was a try-sexual (“I try anything”) and George loved his package: “It’s beautiful. It could use a little bit of a workout.” The next contestant said he was “one of the original jackasses,” and, despite his best efforts, ended up having his “entry” dismissed. The next guy had a circumcised penis but used a device (Fred called it a “penis restoration cone”) to regenerate his foreskin. George was impressed (“Good for you!”) but gave the award and the $500 prize to Mike, the third guy.ABORT THE TWO-HEADED BABYHoward took a call from a guy named Mike who claimed his wife was pregnant with a baby that has a second/parasitic head. Howard also got Mike’s wife, Wendy, on the phone, who explained that the head wasn’t a second personality (it’s dormant), adding that she wants to have an abortion: “I don’t want to have this baby at all…I don’t want to have this freak of nature.” Mike said they’d tried too hard and for too long to just give up now, even if the chances for the baby’s survival were almost zero. The entire staff agreed with Wendy, and Artie told them to take their shitty improv elsewhere.GEORGE SERENADED BY A VILLAGE PERSONRandy from the Village People called in to promote his new solo album, “Ticket to the World,” and sing a little bit of “Y.M.C.A.” as part of George’s bachelor party. Howard asked if any of the Village People were actually straight, so Randy estimated that only “about 60%” of the people who were in the band over the years were gay. After George and Randy talked for a little while, Randy sang him a medley of the “The Mary Tyler Moore Show” theme song and “Y.M.C.A.”

Artie told a story about the time he jerked off to Christina Applegate when she was only a couple feet away: “We were in this Jeopardy sketch [on “MadTV”], and she was so sexy…I went up to my dressing room…I heard her outside talking to the dressing room lady and I went up to the door and…it made way more erotic…the only thing between me and her was the door. She was a foot away. I came on the door.” Robin asked if Artie would do it again, and he said, “Of course.”

Meet the upright corpse.
Christina Applegate had a double mastectomy.
John Edwards is bad.

Where is Michael Phelps’ dadLindsay Lohan wants to meet Michael Phelps.

Someone cut a Florida DJ’s eyes out.
Magpies recognize themselves in mirrors.

The Olympic slanty-eyed pose is spreading.
Americans are leading the gold medal count.

A Florida women left her grandchildren locked in a car while she gambled at a casino.
McCain is in the lead.

A baby whale has mistaken an Australian yacht for its mother.
NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg wants to put windmills on bridges.

There’s now a statue of the Fonz in Milwaukee.Howard noted that the LeRoi Moore, the Dave Matthews Band’s saxophonist has died.

Howard complained about this article
Steve Langford presented Howard with a clip of the distress call Dominic Barbara made when his boat caught on fire.

Artie seemed to hate M.I.A.’s “Paper Planes.”

Gary said Katy Perry would be coming in tomorrow to perform “I Kissed A Girl.”

Howard read a story about Chris Kattan getting separated after just 8 weeks of marriage.

Artie laughed that Gary wore his Mets shirt in preparation of George’s Gay Bachelor Party. Wednesday’s Show

The Sound of Music

Former loser is a winner – The Howard Stern ShowTuesday,  August 19, 2008FORMER LOSER IS A WINNER The Howard Stern Show for August 19, 2008A BUDDING BRO-MANCEArtie started off the show noting that he now walks across town to his therapist’s office in the afternoon – and makes sure to detour through Central Park, as the “broads are amazing.” Howard congratulated Artie on being able to “enjoy his sobriety” – just like Tracy Morgan – and George asked to join Artie on one of his walks. Artie agreed, and the pair’s second man-date was set. A PRE-NUP FOR GEORGEHoward asked George if he had a conversation with Brad about a pre-nup last night, and George said he had: Brad agreed straight-out that it would be a good idea. George also confessed that Brad agreed to an additional day of sex every week, adding Wednesdays to their Sunday routine. Howard said he was glad to hear it. Dominic Barbara then called in to warn George that it was illegal to include twice-weekly sex in a pre-nup.

Howard played a clip from yesterday’s Wrap-Up Show of George revealing that he has two paintings of his fiancé in the nude, one of a young Brad and the other more recent. Howard asked George why he didn’t just have a photographer take a picture, so George explained that he was friends with the artists. Howard also wondered if George ever pleasured himself to the pictures, but George said no: “I can’t see them from the shower.”LISA G EXTENDS AN INVITE

Lisa G reported that Jillian Barbarie almost drove off the road yesterday when she heard Howard say that he was considering inviting her to his wedding. Howard shot back that he never officially invited Jillian, but Lisa claimed Jillian seems to have heard it differently. Howard said Lisa should’ve gotten his permission before phoning Jillian and then wondered if the whole Howard100 News department was a mistake: “They’re supposed to cover everyone around the show. Not me.” MEET ARTIE “G” -or- “LISA LANGE”While she was in studio, Artie asked Lisa if he could try on her sweater, and she agreed. Artie was

actually able to struggle into the small garment – Robin was shocked: “He got into it!” Artie then

took on the character of “Lisa G,” asking Howard questions about the wedding in a lilted voice: “I

emailed Jillian Barbarie today. She said f’ off.” Artie also snatched Lisa’s stories and read them all, punctuating certain words just like Lisa might.HELLO ERIC, ARE YOU THERE??? ERIC?Eric the Midget called in – but Howard and the gang pretended they couldn’t hear his repeated screams: “I’m here! Damnit, I’m here, retard!” When Howard eventually “heard” Eric’s cries, the little guy was on fire: “I was going to apologize for yesterday’s call, but f’ that…now I won’t.” Artie was so overjoyed; his laugh just turned into a high-pitched whine, but Howard quickly grew tired of the little guy and hung up. Later, Eric called in to tell Steve Langford he was “interfering with my business with Johnny [Fratto].” THE GAY POP QUIZHoward asked George a series of questions on modern gay culture, and George faired pretty well:

What is a friend of Dorothy? Correct – a straight person with many gay friends.

What is a rice queen? Correct – non-Asian who likes Asian men.

What is a size queen? Correct – a fan of large penises.

What is a stromo? Wrong – a gay man who acts straight.

What is a frat boy? Correct – someone who dresses very preppie. (or an older twink)

What is a grower? Correct – a small flaccid penis that becomes much larger when erect.

What is the highway to heaven? Wrong – the taint.

What is a yestergay? Correct – someone who claims to have been gay and is now straight.

What is a koala bear? Wrong – a guy with reddish-brown pubic hair. THE STAFF KARAOKE CONTESTHoward welcomed Staind to the studio to be the backing band for the Staff Karaoke Contest and brought in the first contestant, Ronnie the Limo Driver, to sing

Cher’s “If I Could Turn Back Time.” Ronnie complained about having to sing the song – he wanted to sing Neil Diamond’s “Sweet Caroline” – even though he loves Cher

(and had gone to see her perform at Madison Square Garden). Ronnie then pretty much just spoke the lyrics. Howard was pissed: “You suck! Sit down! You’re horrible…I’m turning this off. You’re horrible!”

Next up was Jason with Aerosmith’s “What it Takes,” which was horrifically off-key. After a couple minutes of Jason’s screeching, Howard told Jason to “Sit the f’ down.” Artie said Jason at least went for it, so Howard gave him

two points to Ronnie’s 0.0. Tim Sabean then came in to perform Johnny Cash’s “Fulsom Prison Blues.” Tim actually carried the song, although Staind had a laugh at Tim’s off-beat foot-stomping, and everyone else agreed that Tim was the leader so far.JD PHONES IT INJD was the next contestant, with what was sure to be a hilarious version of The Who’s “Won’t Get Fooled Again.” Despite the dozens of lapdances he could buy with the

prize money, JD just spoke his lyrics Ronnie-style. Artie joked: “You gotta hear Jared Fox [JD's archrival] sing that song…it’s like you’re at a Who concert.” The

final contestant, Scott the Engineer, tried his hand at Crosby Stills Nash & Young’s “Ohio” and nailed it. Everyone agreed that the $500 prize belonged to Scott as he had the least worst performance. Staind then performed “Believe,” the single from their new album.

BEETLEJUICE IS A ROCK STARBeetlejuice called in to say he was going to see Staind tonight. Robin asked if Beet was going to sit in with the band, and Beet confirmed that he was. Howard

wondered if Beet was just going to do the “Bad As Can” song with the band or if he’d sit in for the whole set, and Beet claimed he was gonna be on stage “for the whole thing.” Howard and Robin laughed that someone should let Staind know.“Heroes” is coming back.

• What’s next for Michael Phelps?
12-year-old kid from Ellensburg, WA, is over 7ft tall.

• Who stole the two-headed turtle?

• Some kid pitched a perfect game in the Little League World Series.

College presidents are urging lawmakers to lower the drinking age.
Teenagers who don’t get enough sleep can have higher blood pressure.

• Soon you’ll chew gum to recover from colon surgery.

• Some video games may help your dexterity and problem-solving skills.

• Why are we having the party conventions again?

• The president of Pakistan has stepped down.

Christina Applegate beat cancer.

• The “Battlestar Galactica” movie is coming.

• Beware cyber-bullies.

• California doctors cannot refuse to treat gays and lesbians.Wendy the Retard called in to ask for money, but Howard hung up on her.

The gang discussed Mad Dog’s new deal.

Aaron from Staind presented Howard with a couple bottles of Hammer & Sickle vodka.

Robin noted that Barry Levinson cast Richard Belzer in “Homicide” after the comic appeared on the show.

Howard read a story about a movie Benjy’s sister is producing.

Daniel from the Bleeding Deacons called to promote the band’s attempt to win an opening slot on Motley Crue’s reunion tour.

Howard played clips of Gary and Wendy the Retard defending “Tropic Thunder.”

George said he was going to have “Climb Every Mountain” from A Chorus Line performed at his wedding.

Howard read a story about Phil Collins’ awful divorce settlements.Tuesday’s Show

Is this the future mrs. lange? – The Howard Stern ShowMonday,  August 18, 2008IS THIS THE FUTURE MRS. LANGE? The Howard Stern Show for August 18, 2008GEORGE TAKEI IS SITTING IN ALL WEEK

Howard started off the show announcing that George Takei would be sitting in again all week. George happily said “Good morning” and congratulated the crew on the Sirius-XM merger. Howard asked George about his upcoming nuptials, and George replied that he was surprised at all the media attention, noting that he would be married on the 14th of December – and all it took to get a marriage license was a pair of birth certificates and $70.NO “H” FOR YOU

Howard claimed that all the “hoopla” surrounding his own marriage was giving him cold feet: “I should’ve gone off somewhere and married her like I wanted to.” Howard also laughed that Doug (who runs this Website) turned down a picture of the “H” Beth had tattooed on her wrist: “He said, ‘What am I gonna do with that?’” Robin was surprised: “He must have been confused.” Howard thought it was hilarious: “He must’ve been like, ‘I’ve seen an “H” before.’” [Actually, the photo was posted along with several Photoshops sent in by listeners, there just wasn’t any place to put it in Thursday’s rundown.]HOWARD’S CHINESE BABY Howard told a story about watching the Olympics with Beth – until she spontaneously announced she wanted to adopt a Chinese baby: “Once in a while, she’ll decide she wants a Chinese baby.” Howard also recounted his response: “No. But if she’s good on the parallel bars…” Robin theorized that Howard had nothing to worry about: Beth liked being with Howard so much, she’s given up on having a child. SAL TAKES REFUGE IN A STRIPCLUB

Gary told the crew that Will and Jason had an afternoon bachelor party at Ricks Cabaret on Thursday, and Sal ended up staying longer than anyone else. Sal came in to defend himself: “It’s like anything else: when you’re having fun, time flies…It’s important to be personable.” Howard asked if Sal had a favorite girl at Rick’s, but Sal denied it: “When you’re married, any girl looks good.” He did say though that he spent over an hour playing the “Racist Name” game with one girl who was really good at it…but like him, was not a racist herself.

Howard mentioned that he was surprised at George’s one-day-a-week sex life with his fiancé, Brad, so George explained: “Sunday’s a day when he doesn’t have to deal with emails or telephone calls – that’s what he tells me.” George added that he and Brad won’t be getting a pre-nup: “I trust him…I don’t think it’s gonna end.” Howard listed several reasons why George should change his mind, and George eventually confessed that he was starting to consider the idea: “Maybe we should have that…We just may have that conversation tonight.”

Howard welcomed Kristi, Miss HowardTV September, to the studio, and Artie began his routine: “This is the hottest chick we’ve ever had up here.” Howard actually seemed irritated by the line for the first time: “Ok…” Howard turned to Kristi and asked her a few questions, and Kristi revealed that she was Italian and a nursing student from Staten Island. She talked about herself a little more, but the answers weren’t half as interesting as the pictures Jason took. Click on those. Before she left, Artie asked Kristi if she might like to change her name to Kristi Lange, but she was prepared: “No…your sweatpants pull a little too much at the bottom.”

Eric the Midget called in to complain that he hadn’t heard from Johnny Fratto in over a week and blamed Steve Langford for the silence. The little guy was on fire: he screamed at Fred for playing sound effects, Artie for calling him a “little douche,” Robin for asking questions and Howard for just talking. Eric said he feared Johnny was trying to cut him out of the JFSC empire: “I’m supposed to be a part of the [HowardTV's “Charlie's Angels” remake] casting call and I haven’t heard from Johnny in a week.”

JEFF THE DRUNK LOSES ANOTHER FRIEND

Jeff the Drunk called in to say a friend of his overdosed on drugs and alcohol over the weekend. The story killed Robin’s mood: “Aren’t you chipper?” Jeff said the kid was only 25-years-old, and the worst part (other than losing one of his only friends) was that Jeff never told him who had won HowardTV’s “Wack Pack Bowling.” Howard agreed to let Jeff whisper the name of the winner to his late friend’s corpse, but Artie warned Jeff not to say it too loud: “Doug Goodstein will have a team of lawyers on you so fast…”KID ROCK’S LAZY HIT

Gary came in to laugh at Kid Rock’s latest hit single for being a exaggerated mash-up of “Sweet Home Alabama” and “Werewolves in London,” but Howard took offense: “If it’s so simple, you do it then.” Artie took Gary’s side, saying the songs interpolated in the song were already certified hits, so Howard challenged him as well: “Take any two songs and do it…You guys are thinking it’s easier than it is.” Richard then came in to share a parody song he’d made that used “I Love Rock N Roll” and some Van Halen song, proving Howard’s point. ROBIN’S LOVE CONNECTION

Howard asked Robin if she’d spoken with Mark, the guy who came in last week to ask her out, and Robin confessed that she had called him: “We talked for maybe 5 minutes.” Robin continued, repeatedly emphasizing the “maybe”s: “We did talk about maybe getting together…I said I’d call him again when I have some time.” Howard wondered if Robin had touched herself while thinking about Mark, but she claimed she had not (thought of Mark while she was pleasuring herself recently). Howard was doubtful: “I don’t believe that for a minute.”

Howard noted that Jim Florentine commented on his relationship with Robin during a recent appearance on the Bubba the Love Sponge show, so Robin said she thought “It’s a little soon to be talking about it, I would think, if I was a gentleman.” Robin wished Jim a happy birthday just the same and laughed that her gift to him was air time, as that’s what he seemed to like best.