Gary chimed in that Scott DePace doubted Kelli’s D-cups were all natural, as she claimed. Kelli said she wouldn’t let him feel them with his hands, she did let Scott give her a “hug test.” Scott quickly ran into the studio to administer the test and reported that they flattened like the real [...]
Tuesday, January 27, 2009FROM MISS USA TO VIVID The Howard Stern Show for January 27, 2009HENRY HILL: CON AND ARTISTHoward started the show playing a message Henry Hill left the other night in which Henry explains why he hadn’t called in a while: “I’ve been in jail.” Howard thought Henry’s cavalier attitude was startling: “He says [...]
Monday, January 26, 2009LISA KNOWS RACE The Howard Stern Show for January 26, 2009THE N-WORD IS A PHONE SEX FAVORITE
Howard took a call from a guy who owned a stake in a few phone sex 900 numbers. The caller said Sal and Richard’s clip-assisted prank calls (ie: Tracy Morgan and Hateman) were quite accurate – the people [...]
Friday, January 23, 2009The Best of the Week January 19 – 23 The Howard Stern Show for January 23, 2009DAN THE SONG PARODY MAN VS STEVE LANGFORDTHE SONG PARODY MAN IS ANGRY
Dan the Song Parody Man came in to talk about the loan Artie had given him, which keeps getting brought up on the air. Dan claimed [...]
Thursday, January 22, 2009WILL THE FARTER’S BIONIC ASS The Howard Stern Show for January 22, 2009EVEN PORN STARS HAVE MORE TALENTHoward opened this morning laughing at how Amy Fisher’s new porno was proof that REAL porn stars need to have talent: “She’s such a turnoff.” Howard then played a clip of Amy’s odd dirty talk: “It’s always [...]
Wednesday, January 21, 2009AN INTERESTING TATTOO The Howard Stern Show for January 21, 2009RENEE ZELLWEGER’S MANAGEMENT WALLHoward started off the show saying he’d ran into Renee Zellweger a couple times over the years and she’d become an acquaintance. Renee even sent Howard and Beth a wedding gift (”a beautiful Bible” that they keep in their living room), [...]
Tuesday, January 20, 2009VOTE FOR SANJAYA The Howard Stern Show for January 20, 2009UNDERDOG LADY RETURNS
Howard started off the show noting that Tim Sabean managed to get Suzanne Muldowney – aka Underdog Lady – to host an hour-long special last night, and the results were bizarre. Suzanne never acknowledged that she was Underdog Lady (or even so [...]
Wednesday, January 28, 2009LISA CREEPS ARTIE OUT The Howard Stern Show for January 28, 2009WHY JD?After listening to JD try to explain something, Howard asked him why he said “I don’t know” all the time. JD replied, “I don’t know.”
SAUCE ON SIDE: SO BLANDHoward started off the show telling a story about Beth ordering Chinese food [...]