Monday, March 30, 2009
SHARON & OZZY ARE BACK The Howard Stern Show for March 30, 2009
SAL IS SICK AGAIN
Early in the the show Gary read a text message Sal sent him yesterday: “Sick as a dog. Think it’s the flu. Left you office voicemail [cough].” Howard speculated that Sal has been out sick even more than Artie, [...]
Photos by Jason Kaplan
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
FLO RIDA BRINGS THE SNOW The Howard Stern Show for March 31, 2009
HOWARD’S SNORING KEEPS BETH UP
Howard started off this morning saying he kept Beth up again last night with his snoring – and then played a recording Beth had made: “I’ve become a monster…I never snored before. What changed? This would be a [...]
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
NO BINGO FOR DOUG TODAY The Howard Stern Show for April 1, 2009
RICHARD IS 35, DISGUSTING
Howard started off the show detailing Richard’s birthday ritual – he orders a Papa John’s pizza and sits in his apartment watching Halloween 1 and 3. Richard came in to elaborate: “I’ll watch #2 as well if I have [...]
Monday, March 23, 2009
THE ROB-INATOR ON THE STERN SHOW The Howard Stern Show for March 23, 2009
HOWARD’S AWKWARD VIEWING
After running through a few of and Richard’s latest Tradio prank calls, Howard reported about attending Natasha Richardson’s viewing over the weekend – complete with open casket – and it was “really hard.” Howard explained that Natasha’s husband, [...]
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
KURT WAXES POETIC The Howard Stern Show for March 24, 2009
THE SECRET FOR A STRESS FREE FLIGHT
Howard started off the show saying he never wanted to hear about Richard’s airport bathroom masturbation habits ever again: “It disgusts me. I’m asking you personally to stop doing that.” Richard came in to say he couldn’t help [...]
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
YEAH, RIDE IT FOR DADDY The Howard Stern Show for March 25, 2009
DOGS IN THE BEDROOM
Howard started off the show complaining that construction in his apartment had upset Bianca’s sleeping routine – and, by proxy, his and Beth’s as well. Gary came in to say he had a similar problem, as his dog [...]
Thursday, March 26, 2009
HOT BUT NOT BOTHERED The Howard Stern Show for March 26, 2009
BEWARE OF KNIFE FETISHISTS…AND BENJY
Howard started the show lecturing Benjy on the dangers of picking up women online. Benjy said the Internet provided the opportunity for “niche marketing,” explaining how, he just says what he wants and then waits – eventually someone comes [...]
Friday, March 27, 2009
The Best of the Week March 23 – 27 The Howard Stern Show for March 27, 2009
ROB SCHNEIDER IN STUDIO
ROB SCHNEIDER IS NOT ASHAMED
Rob Schneider came by to promote “Big Stan” (which is about a guy who becomes a kung fu master prior to going to prison in order to keep from being ass [...]
Thursday, April 2, 2009
THE CHAMP STILL PINES FOR ROBIN The Howard Stern Show for April 2, 2009
ALI(ROBIN) VS. FRAZIER(HOWARD)
Howard opened this morning saying HBO’s “Thrilla in Manila” documentary really illuminated how Mohammed Ali mistreated Joe Frazier. Robin disagreed, speculating that Ali’s public attacks on Frazier were a product of his upbringing: “They were raised in a society [...]