Friday, February 13, 2009
The Best of the Week February 9 – 13 The Howard Stern Show for February 13, 2009
PENTHOUSE PET SHAWNA LENEE
Shawna Lenee stopped by to promote her Penthouse cover and told the crew she was 21 – and has been in porn since she was 18 and 5 days. Howard asked Shawna about reports that [...]
Thursday, February 12, 2009
ELIZA DUSHKU IS HOT The Howard Stern Show for February 12, 2009
THE SCHEDULE CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM
Artie started off the show explaining how he didn’t feel well yesterday: “I don’t know what to tell ya. You’re a good guy, Howard – you don’t want to fire anybody…I don’t know if I can do it anymore. [...]
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
A WING AND A PRAYER The Howard Stern Show for February 11, 2009
ARTIE IS SICK AND WE ALL SUFFER
Howard started off the show noting that Artie wouldn’t be in: “It’s a sick day for Artie.” Robin was irritated, referencing the way Artie’s absence seems to take over the conversation: “And it’s a sick [...]
Tuesday, February 10, 2009AL ROKER COMES CLEAN The Howard Stern Show for February 10, 2009STD ROULETTEHoward started off the show talking with a caller about STDs, saying he was always sure to use protection: “You gotta figure just playing the law of averages, somebody had something at sometime…to tell you the truth, I kind of blissfully make [...]
Monday, February 9, 2009MCNAMEE SPILLS A LITTLE The Howard Stern Show for February 9, 2009ARTIE MAKES AMENDS
Artie started off the show confessing that he called Gary over the weekend to apologize again for the argument they had on air last week: “I’m in a bad way lately.” Artie said something happened in his personal life that has [...]
Thursday, January 29, 2009LOVE THAT MAN SMELL The Howard Stern Show for January 29, 2009I BELIEVE SHE LOVES ME
Sal started off the show revealing that when he took his family to Disneyland (with the money he earned by letting his wife shoot him in the ass with a paintball gun), Christine spent part of the time by [...]
Friday, January 30, 2009The Best of the Week January 26 – 30 The Howard Stern Show for January 30, 2009JD’S SEX LIFE EXPOSED!JD HAS A GIRLFRIEND?
Howard learned that JD was dating someone, so JD came in to explain: “It’s something very new.” Howard asked if JD hung out with the girl at his apartment (”Yeah.”) and banged [...]
Monday, February 2, 2009THEY PEE TOGETHER The Howard Stern Show for February 2, 2009CUT OUT THE 3D CHUCKHoward started off the show complaining about the number of commercials, merchandise plugs and cross promotions during Sunday’s Super Bowl: “It’s enough with your name on stuff and asking me to wear it. NBC could have been a hero and [...]
Howard said Beth signed him up for Facebook (under a pseudonym) and he spent the weekend exploring the site: “I already hate it. I hate Facebook so much.” Howard started writing messages on Beth’s wall and was annoyed that he had to come up with witty shit all the time. Gary came in to explain [...]
Tuesday, February 3, 2009DAVID BRENNER COMES CLEAN The Howard Stern Show for February 3, 2009HOWARD OFFICIALLY DISLIKES FACEBOOK
Howard opened the show this morning noting he now “officially disliked” Facebook. After discussing it yesterday, he received ten thousand friend requests: “And then I ‘friended’ Jillian Barbarie, and that led to a ton more…even though it turned out to [...]