Blue is way over the top – The Howard Stern ShowTuesday,  September 23, 2008BLUE IS WAY OVER THE TOP The Howard Stern Show for September 23, 2008STAY AWAY, O.J. LEECHES Howard started off the show denying claims made by Thomas Riccio on the witness stand at O.J. Simpson’s robbery/assault trial yesterday that he was paid $20,000 by one of the show’s sponsors to appear as a guest. Howard explained that whatever deal Riccio had with this sponsor was his own deal and was completely independent of the show’s promotions department. Howard said he allowed Riccio to plug the product in exchange for the interview – just as he lets porn stars get naked mention their Websites.
JD’S HIGH SCHOOL OF SHAME Frequent caller Wolfie, who has recently turned his attention from Gary to JD, asked if JD was planning to attend his upcoming 10-year high school reunion. JD came in to ask Wolfie to stop stalking him.

JD said he was actually the lead in several school plays (including “Rebel Without a Cause,” “M.A.S.H.” and “Good Morning, Miss Dove”) but wasn’t really interested in reconnecting with his classmates. Howard wondered if JD was his class’ most famous graduate, and Wolfie asked JD a few mock-reunion questions, like “What do you do?” and “Are you married?” JD’s responses were uncharacteristically short and to the point.

BLUE IRIS IS OVER THE TOP Blue Iris stopped by to promote her new movie, “Hardcore Circus,” and Howard laughed that everyone was saying Blue looked good but thought they probably meant that she simply looked alive. Blue told the crew she was no longer doing “old lady porn”: “They’re calling it ‘Over the Top’ porn now.” Blue said she recently gave Ron Jeremy a blowjob (“They’re just using me.”) in exchange for 2% on the net profits of a porn video, but she seemed unclear on what net meant. After a brief line of questioning, Howard explained that Blue had mistaken gross for net – which could be a big difference.

Howard asked Blue if she still got wet for her nude male co-stars, and Blue claimed she did, adding that she didn’t, however, enjoy being nude herself: “I’m not an exhibitionist.” Blue also told the crew that she was planning to shoot a scene with a 21-year-old guy in November. Howard wasn’t sure Blue would live long enough to film the scene, but Blue replied that all her tests were normal. Blue added that 20 years of lithium use had left her with chronic kidney issues, but she’s been feeling fine.

ERIC THE MIDGET’S MISSING PACKAGE Eric the Midget called to see if Artie had brought in the pictures he’d given him to deliver in San Francisco. Howard laughed that Artie had not: “I told you that if you give Artie pictures, they will get lost in the abyss that is Artie’s bag.” At Eric’s insistence, Artie sarcastically promised to hunt down the package: “Yeah. It’ll be the first thing I do. When I get home, before I order ravioli from Uptown, I’ll look for your f’ing pictures.” Artie added that the pictures weren’t the first thing he’d lost in his apartment, as he was still looking for his new laptop and iPhone which were in there somewhere.
DON’T MESS WITH BUBBA A caller asked what Howard thought about the Rev. Bob Levy/Bubba The Love Sponge feud. Howard wasn’t aware of the dispute though, so Robin explained that Bob had called Bubba a bad father and Bubba, as you might expect, took offense. Howard said Bubba would dominate Levy in a fight: “He must be hoping someone will kill him…Bubba’s my guy. I like Bubba.” Howard added that spoken to the powers that be about Bubba’s upcoming contract renewal and hoped things would be looking good for everyone’s favorite Floridian.
RICHARD’S FAVORITE HOLIDAY IS NEAR Howard told Richard Christy to dial back the Halloween decorations in his office, as his office mate wasn’t as interested in the holiday as him. Richard, however, shot back that he has to put up with the pictures of Sal’s balls, so he didn’t think a few Halloween decorations were a big deal. Gary laughed that Richard has never carried around anything other than a paper cup but now he’s carting around a big pumpkin mug. Richard admitted, “I’m proud of Halloween. It’s like heavy metal. There’s a small group of people who’re into it and we stick together.” Richard added that he and his girlfriend went to Pennsylvania last weekend to visit the state’s great haunted houses.
SAL’S DOWN AND OUT Howard asked Richard if Sal was bummed about not coming to the wedding, and Richard answered that he really was down about it: “And I’m bummed too, ’cause I know you’d sit Sal next to me at the reception…I’m disappointed.” Howard apologized, “But he’s just out of his mind.” Sal came in to admit that “I made my bed and that’s it.” Sal added that he was happy for Howard: “Take advantage of the love, man.” Robin asked if Sal regretted the horrible things he said about Beth, and Sal confessed that he did: “It’s not about her. It’s my overall view of women.”
RICHARD EATS TIL HE EXPLODES Sal reported that Richard eats a never-ending breakfast every morning: first, an egg white omelet with turkey bacon and feta cheese, then oatmeal with skim milk and granola, and finally, a few frosting-topped granola bars. Richard confirmed Sal’s account: “I try to get my eating done in the morning.” Sal noted that Richard ate so much yesterday that he shat himself, so Richard explained, “Well, I love potato salad and I ate too much of it…It wasn’t as bad as it usually is. I just wiped it up.” Sal said Richard’s pants looked like an “overloaded baby diaper.”

Ralph called in to say he wasn’t admitting guilt by refusing to take a lie detector test: “I don’t really remember the incident and I don’t know what the question on the table is for this lie detector.” Howard told him that Dominic Barbara has upped the test compensation to $10,000 and Ralph’s ears perked up: “Oh really?” Gary asked if Artie’s account of the money-swiping incident was accurate, but Ralph refused to fall on one side: “The truth is, I don’t remember…this is what I remember: the count was off and I was blamed for it and I made up for it.” Howard said he’d drawn his own conclusion based on Ralph’s call this morning.

The NY State Health Department has gross new matchbooks.
Photos of Jamie Lee Spears breastfeeding were stolen.
David Blaine is hanging upside down in Central Park.
Steven Spielberg is against California’s proposition 8. Emmy Awards broadcast was the lowest rated in years.
Metallica and The Stooges have been nominated for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Ted Kennedy is still taking names.
Wall Street is being bailed out by the government.
More people trust Obama with the economy than John McCain.
The SATs are being ignored more and more.
Artie referenced “Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels.”
Fred played The Stooges‘ “I Wanna Be Your Dog.”
Steve Langford plugged Richard and Sal’s new website
Robin said the original version of “Quarantine” was one of the scariest movies she’s ever seen.
Howard laughed that the Daily News had a fake Sarah Palin walking around the city.
Fred defended his high opinion of U2.
Howard thanked Gary for turning him on to this service that lets you leave voicemails for people without the risk of actually speaking to them.
Artie noted that his father wouldn’t let him watch Mister Rogers.

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