Bobocake – The Howard Stern ShowThursday,  October 23, 2008BOBOCAKE The Howard Stern Show for October 23, 2008LOOK WHO’S TALKING…FAT ASS

Howard started off the show laughing about seeing Robin yesterday with “the guy who walks her.” Robin was offended by the characterization: “He doesn’t ‘walk me’! We were running.

JILLIAN BARBARIE STRIKES BACKLisa G reported that Jillian Barbarie responded to High Pitch Mike’s “Lowdown” attack on her “Landslide” performance at Howard’s wedding.
Jillian actually called Mike (who she referred to as “the poor man’s High Pitch Erik”) personally to tell him that her singing voice may be bad, but at least she doesn’t have to go through every day sounding like him. LISA G IS OPEN TO BEING MORE FUNWhile Lisa G was in-studio, Howard asked her if she was “fun,” and Lisa replied that she was “open to being more fun.”

Howard then played a clip from yesterday’s Wrap-Up Show of Lisa picking Sal as the staffer she’d be most like to sleep with, so Artie presented Howard with an F-Marry-Kill scenario: Jason, Lisa G and Robin. Howard replied without even thinking about it: “First I’d kill Jason. I’d bang Lisa and marry Robin.” Artie agreed: “I want [Robin's] boat.”

KC IS BANNED FROM 5 LA HOTELSKC Armstrong called in and briefly discussed why he had to stop working with the show: “I went nuts.” KC admitted that he got so bad toward the end that he began writing in a Bible with his own blood, which didn’t surprise Howard: “KC’s favorite song was ‘God Hates Us All.’”
KC laughed that he was still crazy but had changed quite a bit – so much so that he’s now going to church…although he has had a few shots of vodka before going. Howard said he’d heard that KC been having a wild couple weeks, so KC confessed the rumors were true:

BOBO BUTT BONGO METALLICA Howard came back from the break laughing at how freaked out the office staff was by Bobo’s hair. Bobo came in to say he didn’t know why: he even goes so far as to get his toupee/”hair system” “serviced” by a specialist.
Howard and Artie thought he looked like Joan Jett or Pat Benatar in the 80’s. Bobo wanted to win a pair of Metallica tickets, so Howard brought in Richard to play “drums” on Bobo’s ass – and told Bobo he’d have to guess two of the five songs being drummed. If he failed, he’d have to take off his “hair system” if he still wanted the tickets.

Bobo pushed down his pants and bent over Richard’s ass…much to Artie’s displeasure. Richard slipped on a pair of rubber gloves and slapped out a beat, which Bobo guessed was “Dyer’s Eve.”

Howard told him he was wrong – the correct answer was “Blackened,” which Robin joked was what his ass was going to look like when he was done this morning. Bobo guessed the second song was “Motorbreath,”

which was also wrong. Richard then slapped out “One” – a relatively easy drum part to pick out – but Bobo failed again, guessing that it was “Fuel.” BOBO’S BALD GLORYRichard prepped Bobo for the final two songs and played “Dyer’s Eve,” but Bobo thought it was “Enter the Sandman” (that’s the way he said it at least). Ruled out of the contest, Bobo then, with some difficulty, removed his hair system. Everyone exploded into laughter and Fred played the shrill strings from “Psycho.” Will said Bobo’s head smelled awful, but everyone thought he didn’t look that bad.

HowardTV brought in a few different wigs for Bobo to try on – and Scott the Engineer, in turn, tried on Bobo’s “system”: “I’m a rockstar, man!”

Doug Goodstein then asked if Bobo would let them put chocolate frosting and sprinkles on his head, and Bobo complied.

MIKE WALKER’S GOSSIP GAMEHoward got Mike Walker from The National Enquirer on the line, as he does every Thursday, to play “The Gossip Game,” in which Mike reads four gossip items – three (allegedly) true, one false – and the crew has to guess the fake. Mike then read this week’s stories:
1. “Desperate Housewives” creator Marc Cherry slapped Nicolette Sheridan after she questioned one of his dialogue changes.
2. Ray Romano angrily broke up a huge party his teen sons were throwing at his house.
3. Robert Downey Jr. halted filming on the “Sherlock Holmes” movie after accidentally dumping a pipe-full of flaming tobacco in his lap.

A former madam has confirmed that Eliot Spitzer is one of her former clients.
Will California’s proposition 8 overturn gay marriages?
Is Barack Obama’s grandmother racist?
The McCain robo-calls are creepy. Some crazy woman killed her kid.

The supposed “iPhone killer”s are on the way.

The Olsen twins were on “Oprah.”
Julianne Hough is sick.

“Chinese Democracy” is finally coming out on November 23rd.
Carol Alt is gonna be in Playboy. Richard Branson wants to set another record. Samuel L. Jackson misses Bernie Mac. Richard laughed at the odd acts that play in Branson, MO.
Steve Langford reported that Gilbert Gottfried recently gave the wait staff a hard time at NYC’s Pastis restaurant. http://www.pastisny.com/
Steve also reported that Riley Martin has announced he’ll renew his contract with Sirius. http://www.rileymartin.com/
Robin told the crew about her Corvette, a “street-modified race car.”
Howard anticipated tonight’s “Celebrity Rehab” season premiere.
Richard recommended two films: Let the Right One In and Inside.
Howard some questionable photos of Tara Reid.
Howard noted that Anna Paquin went topless on this week’s “True Blood.”
Howard said he recently ate at Matteo’s and loved it.
Howard mocked Don Imus’ appearance on the Neil Cavuto Show. Thursday’s Show