Date posted: July 30, 2008

Carmina booey prevails – The Howard Stern ShowWednesday,  July 30, 2008CARMINA BOOEY PREVAILS The Howard Stern Show for July 30, 2008ROBIN’S NEW ATTITUDEHoward started off the show noting that Robin had a new hairdo today, so Robin said she went to the beauty parlor the other day and liked the pulled-back look. Howard then played a clip of (a rather aggressive) Robin telling Gregg the Cameraman that he’d probably had “amazing things going on” underneath his shirt – a comment Howard said he could never repeat to a female employee. Artie was particularly shocked by the clip: “My god!” HOWARD’S BACHELOR PARTY: A CARD GAMEHoward noted that Artie called him yesterday to propose a different kind of bachelor party: just a card game and a few drinks with the guys at his house down the

shore. Howard liked the idea but complained that the call interrupted his second draft of the foreword for Artie’s book – the first draft, comprised of staff speculation about what makes Artie so messed up, was a good idea, but ended up a little dark.BENJY INVESTIGATES LANGFORDHoward played a clip from yesterday’s Wrap-Up Show of Fred and Benjy confronting Steve Langford about his own personal history. In the clip, Benjy asked Steve how long he’d been married, and Steve said, “8 years.” Benjy’s

response: “Interesting…have you ever used the n-word?” Steve denied ever using a racial epithet and said Benjy was just in one of his schtickcomas, leading Benjy to start screaming that he was “just reporting what people said.”ALL PRAISE THE MERGER HEROMel Karmazin stopped by to explain the nuances of the Sirius XM merger. Howard asked how Mel dealt with the government’s resistance, so Mel said it was dreadful: “It’s not that complicated. [They] could have said yes or no and [they] could have done that real early.” Howard wondered if he was the reason the government was so hesitant, and Mel said it had crossed his mind: “I thought it was you all the time…after you came, anything involving satellite radio became big news.”

Mel then thanked the NAB for their opposition, as it clearly demonstrated that Sirius and XM compete with terrestrial broadcasters – proving any monopoly claims wrong. Howard asked if Mel ever doubted the merger, and Mel confessed that he doubted it right up until the moment it went through.THE FUTURE OF SATELLITE RADIOMel said the only company that has more subscribers than Sirius XM is Comcast: “The question is [no longer] will satellite radio make money? This merger creates efficiency…[and] now enables us to make money. The question is how much money.” Mel noted that the new company has deals with every major car company – and promised that “all XM radios out there” will be able to tune into Howard’s show as early as this coming September.MEET THE BABA BOOEY SONG PARODY CONTEST FINALISTS

Howard welcomed the Baby Booey Song Parody Contest finalists to the studio and turned first to Matt, who wrote “Carmina Booey” and said he worked in engineering

and production. The next contestant Yioryos, who wrote “Baba Blues Brothers,” told the crew he worked in foreign relations in DC. Howard asked if “foreign

relations” meant FBI or CIA, but Yioryos didn’t want to say: “Let’s just leave it at that.” Yioryos said his girlfriend was in the green room, so Gary brought her in, and Howard was amazed: “Most guys who write Baba Booey songs don’t have girlfriends…She’s hot!”

The third contestant, Josh, who wrote “Law & Booey,” said he came up with the song in a couple hours. The next contestant (and former Robin song parody contest

winner), Ham Hands Bill, who wrote “Grab My Cock at the Ball Parts,” confessed that he hasn’t been laid since his ex moved to Miami a few

months ago – and then performed his song live! Bill also admitted that he needed the $5,000 badly: he had recently bet his life savings that Roger Federer would win this year’s Wimbledon (he didn’t).A CROOKED LOSER

The final contestant, Brian, who wrote “Angry Young Booey” with his friend Michael, told the crew that the song took three days to put together. Brian also said he suffers from Peyronie’s disease: “Basically, it means I have a

crooked cock…it goes down and to the left.” Brian said he’s only had sex three times in his entire life and is now using a cream that supposed to straighten his member out. If it doesn’t work, his only option is surgery.

Howard then turned to the staff for their votes: Robin, Artie and Benjy voted for “Angry Young Booey.” Gary, Fred and Howard voted for “Carmina Booey.” To break the tie, Howard turned to the three contestants who didn’t get a vote. All three voted for “Carmina Booey.” Heather and Ita, a pair of beautiful Becks representatives, then came in to present Matt with the $5,000 prize.ERIC THE MIDGET IS PROUD OF FREDEric the Midget called in to gloat about Steve Langford (possibly) getting the story wrong about Fred’s alleged “blow-up” at IKEA. Fred said: “You can take the guy out of Hard Copy, but you can’t take the Hard Copy out of the guy.” Steve replied that he was very proud of his work at Hard Copy and denied Fred’s claim that the show featured “salacious” stories. Eric then tried to work in his daily plugs, but Artie spoke over him: “Thanks for calling Eric!…Bye!”• A new robot is capable of human emotions.

• Hulk Hogan says no wrestling foe has ever been as tough as his wife.

• A Hamilton County man had sex with a corpse.

• Kelsey Grammer had a heart attack while paddling a boat.

• A 5.4 earthquake hit LA yesterday.

• “Judge Judy” was hit hard by the quake.

• Jerry Lewis was caught with a gun at the LA airport.

• The lottery-winning doorman has been fired.

• A woman died in a plane’s bathroom.

• The House of Representatives has officially apologized for slavery.

• Fast food restaurants have been banned in South LA.

• Kevin Federline’s job is taking care of Britney Spears’ kids.
Howard played a clip of Tiffany Granath broadcasting through yesterday’s earthquake on Sirius’ Playboy Radio.


The recently named producer of Howard’s “Porky’s” project, Dan Gross sat in on the news.

Howard said he loved “Brooke Knows Best”: “I am fascinated by that girl.”

Howard noted that one Democratic congressman was for the Sirius XM merger: Representative Anthony Weiner.

Steve Langford admitted that he hates P.C. Richard’s, but refused to say why.

Fred encouraged everyone to visit Stevelangfordswrong.com.


The Baba Booey Song Parody Contest winner based his entry on this classic tuneHam Hands Bill was in-studio!

Howard played a clip from yesterday’s Wrap-Up Show of a caller saying Robin’s reaction to her break-up with Jim was Machiavellian.

Howard wondered why Richard Cohen was having such a hard time endorsing Obama.

Howard laughed that Ted Stevens has been indicted on corruption charges.Wednesday’s Show