Here’s your tip – The Howard Stern ShowThursday,  October 2, 2008HERE’S YOUR TIP The Howard Stern Show for October 2, 2008UNANSWERED QUESTIONSHoward started off the show playing a clip of Sarah Palin failing to name (at Katie Couric’s request) a Supreme Court decision she disagreed with – other than Roe v. Wade. Howard marveled that Palin couldn’t name any publications she read either: “She’s worth $1.2 million. Where did that come from?” Artie said the money probably came from her husband’s career as a commercial fisherman: “There’s a lot of money in that.” Howard said that John McCain’s choice of Palin as a running-mate has made his choice of Obama for president much easier.IT’S NEGOTIATING SEASON FOR RILEYRiley Martin called in to say he still loved Howard and wanted to apologize to Tim Sabean for emailing Mel Karmazin recently. Howard remarked that the show was only hearing from Riley because his contract was up, so Tim Sabean came in to complain about the season-long negotiation process. Riley said something about the aliens predicting this situation, leading Howard to cut him off: “You don’t have to spout your bullshit here. We’re not your marks.” LISA G TO INFILTRATE STERN COMPOUNDHoward noted that Beth invited Lisa G up to their apartment to view her wedding dress – which made him nervous that Lisa would then report on his apartment or anything other than the dress. Lisa confessed that she cried when she got the email from Beth (“It was a gracious gesture.”) and asked if she needed a password to enter the apartment, which somehow was the last straw: Howard said, “I’m putting an end to this. This is getting too weird…you’re such a yenta…I don’t want you commenting on anything.” THE TEARS OF YUCKO THE CLOWN

Yucko the Clown came in to discuss his recent divorce (after 2 months of marriage), explaining that “under this costume, I’m a real f’ing dude.” Yucko said his marriage fell apart after his ex-wife threw him under bus the last time they were on the show. Howard questioned Yucko’s ability to move on, so Yucko shot back: “Do you still love your [ex-wife]?” Howard admitted he still had love for her: “[But] I was married for twenty years with three children. You were married for two months.”

JON FAVREAU HAS CASHED INJon Favreau called in to promote the DVD release of “Iron Man.” Howard asked if he would’ve signed a multi-picture deal for the “Iron Man” franchise, and Jon said he would have (if the deal was right), but Marvel never offered. As a result, they had to negotiate with Jon after the success of the first film, and Jon is now reaping the benefits. Jon then said he was working on the script for “Iron Man 2” with Justin Theroux (the writer/actor who wrote the first “Iron Man”) and Robert Downey Jr.. The film is set to introduce War Machine, one of Iron Man’s allies, and Mandarin, Iron Man’s main nemesis.

Ralph called in to beg Jon for one of the Iron Man helmets and geeked out over all the DVD’s great extras. Howard asked Jon what he thought of The Dark Knight, and Jon said it was vastly different from “Iron Man” but also a very “important” film with great chances during the award season. Robin wondered if there would be any superhero cameos in “Iron Man 2” like there were in the first “Iron Man” and “The Incredible Hulk,” and Jon said there probably would be, as the films are building toward “The Avengers” movie, which will feature all the big Marvel characters. Howard and Ralph then asked Jon if he ever slept with Famke Janssen, but Jon refused to say…joking, “I tried to, but she woke up.”

PENTHOUSE PET CASSIA RILEY GETS DOWN, JUMPS AROUNDFormer Penthouse Pet Cassia Riley stopped by to play the Mexican Delivery Game and Howard told her she was one of the hottest girls ever. Cassia noted that she’s been dating Everlast for ten years and they enjoy a very full sex life together – sometimes with a mix-in if she finds the right girl. Cassia said she also likes to be choked during sex “right up until I almost pass out.” Howard then explained the game’s rules: two Mexican delivery guys will come in, and Howard will offer them a choice between a tip or the opportunity to play with Cassia.

The first delivery guy, a 19-year-old named Mario, was stunned by Cassia’s body: “Holy shit.” Howard started off by offering Mario $50 or a glimpse of Cassia naked. Mario chose the money. Howard then stepped it up to $150 or the chance to feel up Cassia and spank her ass. Mario thought it over: “For real?…Her.” Howard went up again to $200, throwing in an ass-grab on the other hand, and Mario again took the chance to molest Cassia. Artie agreed: “Can I negotiate my contract this way?”

Cassia stripped down for Mario. Artie: “Oh they are perfect (breasts)!”) and allowed him to feel her up. Cassia enjoyed it: “I love having my tits rubbed…I get naked for a living and I’ve never felt more like a piece of meat.” Mario said Cassia felt smooth – and added that he’d like to marry her. Mario then began slapping Cassia’s ass (“That one hurt! F’er!”), impressing Artie with his technique: “He hits like A-Rod!” Afterward, Howard gave Mario the $200 anyway and sent him on his way: “The INS is outside in the hall waiting for you.”

CULO, SI…COOCHIE, NO!The next delivery guy, Ramon, said Cassia was pretty. Offered the $50 bill or the chance to play with Cassia’s titties, he whistled, indicating Cassia. Howard upped the offer to $100 or an ass-and-titties rub, and he again picked Cassia. The next offer was the clincher: $200 or the full meal deal (rub her tits, rub her ass, smack her ass). Ramon immediately collected, saying Cassia felt “kind of squishy.” When he went to feel her ass, Cassia had to warn him several times to stay away from her “Coochie.” As the crew cheered him on (“Viva la America!”) Ramon then slapped her ass, and, thanks to Howard, collected the $200 anyway.

ARTIE’S CRUSHES ON HIS NEW ASSITANTHoward heard that had a new assistant who he might be infatuated with. Artie explained the story: “She really is hot, Howard…but it’s way too complicated. She lives in another state and she can’t leave there. She’s got kids…she just gets all [my] emails and at the end of the day she reads them to me.” Howard said it sounded like Artie was into her, and Artie confessed that he was: “Totally, but she doesn’t like me that way…she’s become [just] a good friend of mine.” MIKE WALKER’S GOSSIP GAME Howard got Mike Walker from The National Enquirer on the line, as he does every Thursday, to play The Gossip Game, in which Mike reads four gossip items – three (allegedly) true, and one false – and the crew has to guess the fake. Mike then read this week’s stories:

1. Tina Fey’s purse was stolen when she left her seat to accept her Emmy onstage.

2. Patrick Dempsey uses a $350 face cream.

3. Jeremy Piven became upset when he wasn’t allowed to smoke a cigar indoors.

4. Lisa Rinna’s boobs sweat so much during the Emmy red carpet pre-show that her dress became streaked with fake tanning cream.

Howard, Robin and Artie thought the Jeremy Piven item was too over-the-top, even for the him. Fred thought the Lisa Rinna item was malicious. Mike then announced that no one was right – and Patrick Dempsey is no fairy.

Steve Langford reported that Jared Fox and Steve “The Intern” Brandano locked themselves in the green room and screamed at each other for almost an hour yesterday. Brandano then stepped out, discovering Langford outside the door and yelled at him as well. Brandano came in to say he’s been angry with Langford for a while, as Langford once interviewed his girlfriend after he was asked not to: “She’s a schoolteacher. She could lose her job.”

Brandano then explained that he and Jared talked out their problems yesterday: “I feel that Jared and I are great friends outside of work…we both decided that we might change the way we act toward each other around the office.” Robin asked why Jared wouldn’t work things out with JD in the same way, so JD came in to say, “He’s just the type of person that I don’t like to deal with,” explaining that Jared and Brandano had a better relationship to build on.

Jared then came in to explain his side of the Brandano feud: “I felt that he portrayed me in a light that wasn’t accurate…we got in a heated discussion and Steve pointed out some things I have to work on. I guess I come across as arrogant to the people who are at a lower level and I have to deal with that…It took about a half hour for me and Steve to work out our problems, but I think it would take a lot longer with JD.” Howard then forced JD to look at Jared and speak his mind. JD resisted: “People have differences…there’s no reason to get in a room and talk about it.”

Jared then said he understood that JD had problems with him, but he still wanted to move forward. JD said he’d been trying to move forward: “I think we are better not as friends…I think co-workers is fine and that’s it…Steve [Brandano] pretty much voiced my uh [laughing] you know uh whatever.” To add insult to injury, Howard asked Jared about the Penthouse Pet he banged and when he last got laid. Jared smirked: “Last night.” Howard then laughed that he couldn’t wait for the promotion that forces the two to be hand-cuffed together.

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