Date posted: July 29, 2008

HowardTV brought up Eric’s webcam feed on the in-studio monitors and Howard marveled at the giant zit on Eric’s chin. Artie thought Eric’s green outfit and red zit made him look like a little Christmas ornament, so Eric shot back that Artie would never be a little anything. A caller thought that Eric deserved to be “dwarf-tossed” off a bridge, but Howard didn’t warm to the idea, instead he asked if Eric would bequeath his body to the show when he dies. Eric, as usual, refused to cooperate.