Savanna sings – The Howard Stern ShowWednesday,  September 10, 2008SAVANNA SINGS The Howard Stern Show for September 10, 2008“THE VIEW” BACKS DOWNHoward started off the show noting that “The View” ran a teaser at the beginning of their show yesterday about the virgin who came on the show yesterday to announce that she was auctioning off her virginity – but never followed through on the planned discussion. As the crew thought it over, Howard speculated that the show’s producers must have called off the segment after they heard him clarify that he was simply interviewing the girl and had nothing else to do with the stunt.
ANOTHER VET GETS…NOT MUCHHoward talked with Terry, who had been a soldier in Afghanistan when he was injured in a car bombing and has since had to go through six surgeries to fix the damage. When Howard asked he was aware of the bomb when it went off, Terry said, “You see a flash of light and then you wake up in the hospital…you don’t hear it. It’s too fast.” Howard asked if the government has taken care of Terry since the incident, so Terry shrugged that they give him about $1700 a month. Artie was disgusted: “You’re looking at not even $20,000 a year.”
DOES ERIC THE MIDGET HAVE A NECK?Frequent caller, Wolfie asked Eric the Midget if he had an actual neck or if his head was fused to his shoulders (“like a sno-cone”). Eric was indignant: “I have a neck!” Wolf doubted Eric’s claim, as Eric’s ears appear to be lower than his shoulders, so Eric blew his fuse: “Get off the phone, retard!” Howard then asked what it would cost to have Eric sign something as “Eric the Midget,” but Eric refused to answer, as he simply wouldn’t do it – at least, not without crossing “midget” out and writing “actor” underneath.
SAVANNA SAMSON THINKS SHE CAN SINGSavanna Samson stopped by to promote her new single, “Possession,” and told the crew about her start in the sex industry: an audition at Scores to the tune of “Baby Got Back.”
Howard asked Savanna why she gave oral to Reverend Bob Levy, so she weakly explained: “I tend to get a little crazy.” Savanna said it wasn’t half as embarrassing as finding out that her family had seen footage of her last appearance on the show: “My sister said, ‘The Sybian?!’”

Howard wondered how often Savanna had anal sex, which led her to discuss her dependence on suppositories to have bowel movements. Howard was surprised by the news, so Savanna laughed that she even used one this morning.

Savanna also told the crew about another means of synthetic body-hacks: one well known male porn star injects adrenaline in his penis in order to get hard before his scenes. The crew was repulsed. Howard then played a few of Savanna’s songs, inspiring Artie to dance along.

MAD DOG ARRIVES AT SIRIUS
Chris “Mad Dog” Russo stopped by to promote Mad Dog Radio, his new SiriusXM channel, and told the crew that he got his freakishly tan skin from playing with his four kids on the beach at his house down the shore. Howard asked how Chris became a San Francisco Giants fan instead of a Yankee fan, so Chris explained that he grew up during the early 70s when the Yankees weren’t that good and got sick of his father, a life-long Yankee fan, constantly going on about Joe DiMaggio and Mickey Mantle.

Howard wondered if Chris’ father wanted him to take over the family’s jewelry business, and Chris said he did, but his old man eventually came around and supported his son’s decision to do radio. Howard asked Chris if he would be pleased by his former co-host’s failure, but Chris resisted: “Can I say he’d be equal?…That’s not gonna make me happy.” Howard then told Chris he was going to love working at Sirius.
SAY IT AIN’T SO, MAD DOGHoward asked if Chris ever gambled on sports, and Chris said he could get “a little carried away with that. I like to make seasonal bets.” Chris said the issue was tricky: “If you’re mad at a team for losing a game, the gambler thinks you lost money on it.” Chris then showed the crew how upset he can get when the Giants lose – including, at Howard’s request, a very uncharacteristic f-word.
ERNEST BORGNINE SPANKS FOR LIFEErnest Borgnine called in to promote his new book, “Ernie: The Autobiography,” and Howard noted that Ernest – apart from starring in “McHale’s Navy” – was an actual war hero. Ernest said Howard was right: “I was in the Navy for ten years. I was what they call a ‘depression sailor.’ I joined the Navy to get off the streets.” Howard asked if Ernest had to give away half his fortune after each of his five divorces, and Ernest laughed: “Yeah, I think so!”

Howard told Ernest he was great for telling the “Fox & Friends” hosts that the secret to his longevity was masturbation, but Ernest shrugged off the compliment: “I say that all the time.” Artie joked, “If you told me when I woke up this morning that I’d hear something that’d make me like Ernest Borgnine more, I’d say you were a liar.” Howard then asked if Ernest had ever had a prostitute orgy, but Ernest didn’t seem to think they were necessary: “One was always enough.”
JOKE MAN VS. LANGFORDHoward noted that Steve Langford “got into a thing” with Jackie over the Joke Man’s refusal to judge a “Biggest Loser” contest with Pete Best and Brian Dunkleman. Robin laughed: “[Jackie's] never had a sense of humor.” Howard agreed and played the clip of Steve asking Jackie about it. In the clip, Jackie said “I wasn’t insulted,” but when Steve continued to question him, Jackie blew up: “STOP! You’re a nice guy, but you’re a total f’ing dork…you’re a piece of shit, Steven. You’re a piece of shit!”

Howard asked the guys if it was a jerk move to approach Jackie, as it wasn’t like he’d fired Jackie – Jackie left on his own. Artie said he understood why Jackie might be upset, but “he should have a better sense of humor about it…whenever I’m sensitive on the show, I feel like a hypocrite.” Howard said Jackie’s anger carried over onto Jackie’s Joke Hunt and then played a clip of Jackie ripping on Steve, which ended: “I don’t ever want to speak with him again. Ever.”
Al Reynolds and Star Jones quietly settled their divorce.