Date posted: June 27, 2008

started off the show taking on everyone’s concerns about the reason behind his absence yesterday, even saying he’d submit to a drug test. Howard didn’t think that was necessary, but Robin sarcastically laughed that she totally believed Artie’s “attack AC unit” story. Artie said he’d managed to recover from his AC-induced illness with some antibiotics but quickly shot it all to hell after a friend told him that Dana was dating again: “It wrecked me. I was devastated.”
Robin told Artie that he couldn’t expect Dana to keep her hot body on the shelf forever, and Artie agreed: “Maybe I’m still in love…The only positive is that I probably make more money than the guy. Can you imagine if I didn’t have that?” Howard then asked if Artie thought Dana was sleeping with her new guy, which only further upset him: “I don’t know! It’s all bad!”