Wedding stories – The Howard Stern Show
Wedding stories – The Howard Stern Show
Monday, October 13, 2008WEDDING STORIES The Howard Stern Show for October 13, 2008HOWARD & BETH’S BIG NIGHT 
Howard started off the show remarking on how he was now a married man – and the wedding was much more than just “a celebrity thing.” agreed, joking: “There were a lot of shitheads there [too].” Robin laughed that the presence of shitheads went without saying: “JD was there.” Howard also speculated that Donald Trump was the one to leak the wedding’s date and location to Page Six, as his name was the only one mentioned in the story.
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Howard said several guests were so impressed with Beth’s revealing dress, they got a little extra touchy-feely after the ceremony. The crew raved about the night’s big performances, including; Billy Joel, Phoebe Snow, Natalie Maines, Pat Monahan and Howard himself (accompanied by John Stamos on drums). Howard noted that his vows included promises to continue shaving all his body hair and Tivo-ing their favorite shows. Robin effusively repeated that “It was amazing.”
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WHO KNOWS HOWARD BEST? Beth Stern and Ralph stopped by to face off against Robin and Howard’s parents, Ben and Ray, in a game of ‘Who Knows Howard Best?’ Howard introduced Beth as “Beth Stern,” and she confirmed the name-change. Howard said the sex is even better now that he’s married and started with the questions:
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Besides Beth, who would Howard say was currently his best friend? Everyone knew it was Ralph except for Howard’s mom: “Ralph’s better friend to you than I am?”
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Howard then announced that Robin had won, and Robin promised to donate the $5,000 prize to charity.
CHRISTIAN SLATER CAN’T REMEMBER 
Christian Slater stopped by to promote his new TV show, “My Own Worst Enemy,” and remarked that he once “ran around” Vegas with HowardTV executive producer Doug Goodstein. Howard asked if was a bummer to go from film to TV, and Christian response was slow: “Yeah…no.” Howard noted that Christian’s currently dating the founder of Jimmy Choo shoes. Christian explained how he met her on a blind date, which he felt was a good sign, as he met his now ex-wife in rehab.
Christian added that he was so upset over his marriage’s dissolution, he went to London, got loaded and ended up fighting with a cop. Howard pressed for more details, but Christian didn’t remember much – just that he was roof-hopping and ended up getting tasered: “I tried to grab the cop’s gun out of the holster.” Christian said he’s since sobered up (again) and has been alcohol and drug-free for three years. Howard noted that Christian’s dad was also known for being a little nutty, and Christian agreed: “He’s changed his name eight times…he’s got a weird theory about syllables.” CHRISTIAN’S RESUMEChristian said that before he started seriously dating his current girlfriend, “We had to go through a whole procedure and meet with lawyers. There were papers signed.” Howard laughed and nervously moved on before confirming whether Christian was being sarcastic. A caller asked if Christian had ever had his salad tossed and Christian was honest: “Of course! Is that bad?” told him it was ok: “It’s just an extra fifty bucks.” Another caller asked Christian about sex with Winona Ryder. Christian rolled with it: “You know, it’s the best stuff. It’s great.” However, Christian would not say whether Winona had tossed his salad: “Uh…”PRINCE OF DARKNESS
Howard said he went to a private Prince concert on Friday night, and the Purple One insisted that everyone stand for the performance. If the lack of chairs wasn’t enough, Prince performed in the dark: “He comes out on stage…and the lights come on…and he goes, ‘No no no no no no. No lights.’ And they turn out the lights…And it’s a crowd of about 80 people, so he can hear you, so I yell out ‘Why don’t you turn the f’ing lights on!’”
RONNIE THE DIRTY DANCING LIMO DRIVER 
Howard laughed that Ronnie the Limo Driver was dancing with Sam Simon’s (incredibly beautiful) girlfriend at the wedding, and the pair were “practically having sex” on the dance floor. Ronnie came in to say his dancing was “without a doubt” dirty: “My hat’s off to Sam. That chick is smokin’ hot.”RALPH RATES THE WEDDING’S BABES Ralph presented his list of the 11 hottest chicks at Howard’s wedding:
10. Nobu owner Richie Notar’s wife, Jane.
9. Sarah Silverman.
8. Jill Martin.
7. Jillian Barbarie.
6. Ross Zapin’s wife, Melissa.
5. Alycia Lane.
4. Kelly Ripa.
3. Bubba the Love Sponge’s wife, Heather.
2. Sam Simon’s girlfriend, Jenna.
1. John Stamos’ girlfriend, Lea Marsh.
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ROBIN AND MARK, PT. 3 Ralph revealed that Robin has been dating Mark, the young guy who recently came on the show to ask her out. It took a lot of pressure to get any answers out of her: “We’ve gone out a couple times.” Howard asked if Mark was the best sex she’d ever had, but Robin balked: “Stop, stop, stop…I’m not talking about this…There’s no me and Mark. We just hung out a couple times.”
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DOUG GOODSTEIN HAD A GOOD TIME 
HowardTV’s Doug Goodstein told a story about grabbing Bubba the Love Sponge’s wife, Heather’s tits at Howard’s wedding – at Bubba’s insistence. “She wasn’t even fazed. She asked, ‘Is everything alright?’…the bad thing about it was Bubba was standing right there.” Doug said he also “sampled” Amanda’s (the wife of Bubba’s producer, Brent) tits, and that turned into Amanda grabbing Doug’s wife’s tits: “If Marlo was into it, which she’s not, I think [something] could’ve happened.”
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IT’S TIME FOR ROBIN’S NEWSLisa Marie Presley had twins.
Jon Bon Jovi is being sued for $400 billion (yes BILLION).
The Jonas Brothers will perform during the Thanksgiving Day halftime show.
Paul Krugman was awarded the Nobel Prize for Economics.
Sarah Palin makes voters nervous.
McCain is set to answer for his crimes on “The Late Show with David Letterman.”
Starbucks has a new “gold card” program.
“Rocknrolla” came out last weekend.
Leonardo DiCaprio is starring in “Body of Lies.”
Michael DempsterPhotos by Jason Kaplan
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